Who will be the next American Idol Judge??

Music: Amy Winehouse- Back to Black Mood: I-need-to-get-back-to-my -resume-mood

Since the ratings of American Idol is heading South, American Idol has plans to axe someone and somebody new would be joining. Let's check out who's gonna stay on:-

The Cow is definitely staying...


The Slurring Coke-addict definitely leaves!


Too bad The Dawg is being considered as well.

Rumours has it that the new permanent Idol judge might be....I present you...

Tada~! Can't recognise her? here's a nicer and younger version of her:

Britney Spears!!
It's no surprise that the Network is considering her since she is the most overexposed celebrity around now.

Britney Timeline

A younger Britney:



Britney during her heydays:

The marriage that wrecked her life:

After the divorce in November 2006, another skank joined in to add poison to her meltdown:

Paris teaching her how to pose for upskirt photos*__*

Wild partying habits:



After realising she does not have enough cash or credit card to stay in the hotel, she approached 2 strangers who loaned her this bikini.How sad can that be?

Eating like nobody's business



Then she started to ki siao:


there's even a doll version of her..


She Ki Siao even more by hitting the paparazzi's car with an umbrella


Later on, she had a raunchy 14-min performance at San Diego, lip-synched on five of her old tracks, repeating the same moves as ever and who, to top it all, was dressed like a slut.



Now, Britney can be spotted and photographed everyday, everywhere sporting different wigs and head gears:

So...do you look forward to American Idol 7??

More news about the axing of the 2 judges here--> http://www.celebitchy.com/4076/american_idol_plans_to_axe_randy_and_paula_hire_britney_spears_next_season/