Music: 娃娃- shang-ri La Mood: blue....
Dad told us over dinner how both of us got our names. He said that he wanted a child with a pure heart and soul, so he named me '洁华', meaning as pure as the flower('flower' has a similar pronounciation as the 'hua' in my name). As for my sis, when my mum went for the ultrasonic scan, they were surprised to catch very strong heartbeatings from my sis, just like a boy. My parent once knew this lady called '佩仪' ,who has a very jovial characteristic. Well, my granny told dad that she doesn't like the 'jie' in my name, so instead of naming her '洁仪’like what siblings would have, dad named her '佩仪’，exactly like that jolly lady's name.
My sis hated her name, and so am I. She hated hers coz the whole world has her name, be it her classmate, schoolmate or my collegue and classmates will share the same name as her, making her sound so plain and 'common'. Whereas I would have a name so unique that most friends would make fun of it, calling me a ...flower. I have some friends who would call me ah hua, means 'flower' in chinese, ‘阿花’literally. why?? coz 洁华 sounded so much like 菊花！ugggghhh....so ah lian!! That's y i rather intro myself as 'Kit' instead of 'jie hua' to most people now, my ready-made- modern-sounding-none-existent christian name hehee...
Ok back to the dinner conversation which brings us back to my granny again. Do u know what she wanted to name both of us initially? I'll be a ‘菲菲’and my sis '佩佩’.Dad totally rejected the idea coz at that time, there was some famous prostitute singers that were called, yes, exactly fei fei and pei pei. That's y he was so against granny's suggestion of giving us prostitutes' names ^^.
y 'Coincidence'? To my fellow ex Melaka Wings Cafe singers and friends, they will catch this joke totally... to all blurheads, Fei Fei is one of the Wings Cafe's singer, and Pei Pei is one of their bartender, a very 'handsome' tomboy who looked like JJ Lin Jun Jie. They were once so close to each other that many of us actually thought there's something fishy about their 'friendship'.
How coincide is THAT!!!
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Saturday, July 21, 2007
No. 7!
Music: N/A Mood: Typing with 1 hand, talking on the phone with another
It's out! It's finally out! If it wasn't the reason that I need to be at work for the walk-in interview, I seriously will be crazy enough to camp outside KLCC at 3am to get that autographed copy which is worth RM235~ Anyway, ma got it for me after dropping me at work, calling me up at around 9am from Kinokuniya.
'Hwa, I've bought the book already lah!'
'Reallllyyy????? yay!!!!!!' ( a loud shriek from meself, couldn't be bothered of what my collegues were thinking)
'There's this huge feather pen coming together with the book too'
'Realllyy???? like those to write on parchments???? Oh my gawd that's so cool!!'
'I feel stupid walking around with the huge feather okay??!?' (FYI, her office is only a 10- min- walk frm KLCC ^^)
'thank u thank u thank u thank u.....'
Here's a glimps of the gigantic feather pen with my darling book~~
Ollivander's original quibbling quill (spell-checker not included)
The Seven Wonders!
It's out! It's finally out! If it wasn't the reason that I need to be at work for the walk-in interview, I seriously will be crazy enough to camp outside KLCC at 3am to get that autographed copy which is worth RM235~ Anyway, ma got it for me after dropping me at work, calling me up at around 9am from Kinokuniya.
'Hwa, I've bought the book already lah!'
'Reallllyyy????? yay!!!!!!' ( a loud shriek from meself, couldn't be bothered of what my collegues were thinking)
'There's this huge feather pen coming together with the book too'
'Realllyy???? like those to write on parchments???? Oh my gawd that's so cool!!'
'I feel stupid walking around with the huge feather okay??!?' (FYI, her office is only a 10- min- walk frm KLCC ^^)
'thank u thank u thank u thank u.....'
Here's a glimps of the gigantic feather pen with my darling book~~
Ollivander's original quibbling quill (spell-checker not included)
The Seven Wonders!
Monday, July 02, 2007
Paris, the big fat liar (on Larry King Live)
Music: Rod Stewart- Taking a chance on love Mood: Gan Zheong! (my first day at work tmr!)
Okay I know I really hated her, so what if I purposely downloaded and watched the entire 'Paris Hilton on Larry King Live' on youtube? Seriously, it was like watching a kid saying no to stealing the chocolate cake when he has chocolate smeared around his face and hands. Anyway, here are several parts that really amuses me and the rest of Paris Hilton Haters population around the globe.
LK= Larry King, P: Paris Hilton
On Drugs
LK: Ever taken drugs?
P: NO.
(whoa~! I thought i heard a thunderous choking sound from millions of viewers)
LK: Did you hang around with people who did those things?
P: Yeah I know people who have.
LK: Why didn'y you put a stop to this earlier and said I've never used drugs and I don't drink?
P: I just think when you do that you'll put more attention to something...when something's not true, I just don't pay attention to it coz I know my friends and family know the true me and that's really matters to me, and I feel, like, by defending yourself when things are untrue, all these doings will make people talk about it more.
LK: But in today's world, Paris, no comment is yes, don't you think so? The media is the message.
(She looked uncomfortable as she didn't see that coming~)
P: er...I just...I don't know...(3 seconds silence) people just make up stories and there's nothing I can do about it and I just don;t like to response.
LK: But the thing is you realize of course that one of the problem is this, and you've let it continue.
P: Yeah I know how I am so that's fine.
(damn that was a really idiotic blonde answer.)
Were those lollipops??
On her Attention Deficit Disorder(ADD)
LK: How did ADD affect you while in jail?
P: erm...well...it affects you and it's difficult to pay attention to things and... I don't know, it's something I've dealt with in my whole life... (sounded helpless)
LK: (cuts in) do you had ADD and you lose concerntration?
P: Yeah.
LK: and you've had it since you were a kid?
P: yeah. since I was like, 12. (it's like she Chin Chai added that on)
LK: So you had to be tougher in situations when you were like, entrapped?
P: Yeah, but I've learned to deal with it.
LK: So how did this affect you in business?
P: no.
LK: television?
P: no.
LK: singing?
P: no. I'm doing fine everywhere.
(I really do feel like puking)
On claustrophobia
P: Well I've suffered from claustrophobia my entire life and I was having severe panic attacks.
(TMD, so you don't suffer from this while on your helicopters or limos?
LK: How did you cure the claustrophobia?
P: I just...had to deal with it. So I've meditated, read letters, journals, I just close my eyes and literally pretend that I'm somewhere else, imagining that I'm at some special place.
LK: are you cured?
P: on claustrophobia?
LK: I mean, you must be!
P: now that I'm out of there, yeah~!
(OMG, that was DUMB!)
Okay I know I really hated her, so what if I purposely downloaded and watched the entire 'Paris Hilton on Larry King Live' on youtube? Seriously, it was like watching a kid saying no to stealing the chocolate cake when he has chocolate smeared around his face and hands. Anyway, here are several parts that really amuses me and the rest of Paris Hilton Haters population around the globe.
LK= Larry King, P: Paris Hilton
On Drugs
LK: Ever taken drugs?
P: NO.
(whoa~! I thought i heard a thunderous choking sound from millions of viewers)
LK: Did you hang around with people who did those things?
P: Yeah I know people who have.
LK: Why didn'y you put a stop to this earlier and said I've never used drugs and I don't drink?
P: I just think when you do that you'll put more attention to something...when something's not true, I just don't pay attention to it coz I know my friends and family know the true me and that's really matters to me, and I feel, like, by defending yourself when things are untrue, all these doings will make people talk about it more.
LK: But in today's world, Paris, no comment is yes, don't you think so? The media is the message.
(She looked uncomfortable as she didn't see that coming~)
P: er...I just...I don't know...(3 seconds silence) people just make up stories and there's nothing I can do about it and I just don;t like to response.
LK: But the thing is you realize of course that one of the problem is this, and you've let it continue.
P: Yeah I know how I am so that's fine.
(damn that was a really idiotic blonde answer.)
Were those lollipops??
On her Attention Deficit Disorder(ADD)
LK: How did ADD affect you while in jail?
P: erm...well...it affects you and it's difficult to pay attention to things and... I don't know, it's something I've dealt with in my whole life... (sounded helpless)
LK: (cuts in) do you had ADD and you lose concerntration?
P: Yeah.
LK: and you've had it since you were a kid?
P: yeah. since I was like, 12. (it's like she Chin Chai added that on)
LK: So you had to be tougher in situations when you were like, entrapped?
P: Yeah, but I've learned to deal with it.
LK: So how did this affect you in business?
P: no.
LK: television?
P: no.
LK: singing?
P: no. I'm doing fine everywhere.
(I really do feel like puking)
On claustrophobia
P: Well I've suffered from claustrophobia my entire life and I was having severe panic attacks.
(TMD, so you don't suffer from this while on your helicopters or limos?
LK: How did you cure the claustrophobia?
P: I just...had to deal with it. So I've meditated, read letters, journals, I just close my eyes and literally pretend that I'm somewhere else, imagining that I'm at some special place.
LK: are you cured?
P: on claustrophobia?
LK: I mean, you must be!
P: now that I'm out of there, yeah~!
(OMG, that was DUMB!)
On reading the Holy Bible (my favourite part!!!)
LK: you were spotted I think holding a Bible or something, so did you take one with you?
P: we were not allowed to bring one in so I've ordered one from the commissary list.
LK: you were not allowed to bring books in?
P: you can't bring anything in.
LK: are you a religious person?
P: I've always been religious...I've been to Catholic School when I was a child. (what does that has to do with being religious -__-)
LK:So you read the Bible when you were in jail?
P: yes.
LK: what's your favourite Bible passage?
P: ........ (fumbles around and looked away and a few seconds of awkward silence) I don't have a favourite.
(now that's worth my time watching this!)
Paris is HOLY.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Dear Pa...
Music: Aiko-シアワセ Mood: Heaty
Dear Pa,
You have always given me an impression of a conservative, hot tempered and a very male chauvinist kind of father.
I have never been fond of you since young, I have even secretly thought of having other people's dad as my own dad, and not you.
I have always hated you for the fact that you never admit your mistakes, and you thought that you will always make the right decision, speak the right language and do the right things- thanks for being such a 'male chauvinist'; that's why I'm amazed that how ma can never erupt.
I hated you for beating me up till this day, my latest scar would be an indistinct scratch mark on my left arm, that was during the third day of CNY early this year. Yes, during CNY.
When we are in a fight, you never failed to bring up ancient stories of how bad I am academically, no matter how far away that topic is from whatever we are fighting for.
No matter how healthy my hobby was, you will never allow me to participate in any form of Saturday school curricular, like the school band(too much time will be wasted on music for nothing), the chinese orchestra (you will not be able to manage any chinese instruments)or tae-kwon-do (girls shouldn't participate in these kinds of cho-loh (in hokkien) sports).
We have shared the same nose, same lips and same temper- sizzling HOT. On a bad hair day, you will always scream and scream and scream and scream at me. We were notoriously famous for screaming and arguing at each other in our quiet neighbourhood, at least trice a week.
That's why I have always hated you.
Maybe I have been in Melacca for a tad too long, or maybe there's really been changes in you that I hadn't been able to notice untill...recently.
There's been much less screaming and fighting now, which we always do during dinner.
I have noticed a much more patient you lately, where you seemed to talk at a slower pace and shared a piece of your mind with me and Pui Yee, which you never do.
During the final two months in Melacca, I'm surprised that you started calling me daily to make sure that I'm eating healthily, which is normally what ma will only do.
There was one Sunday afternoon, we were at the living room reading newspapers, minding our own businesses. Out of the blue, I just looked up from my papers and gazed at you for a few seconds...pa, your hair's been so much more silvery now, and you have been exposed under the sun for too long,that you looked so unhealthily tanned and wrinkled. I never knew, till that moment, that you are actually...getting older.
Three nights ago, when I received my final exam results, I happily went downstairs to tell you and ma about the good news. Ma continued watching the tv program and didn't respond, but you congratulated me. I have extended my Degree for a year and I knew that you and ma felt embarrassed when relatives started asking you whether have I graduated from Uni or not. I'm so glad this has finally ended. Suddenly, there was a new tv commercial showing a scene where a daughter has finally graduated and said to her aged dad,' pa, I've graduated!', in her graduation robe. I couldn't take it any longer... my nose turned sour and I ran back upstairs and cried on my bed and to Pui Yee.
Though you have given me some bitter childhood memories, nevertheless, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm grateful for what you have been trying to do lately, like sitting down and talking to me about my health, my education and my future. You have brought me and Pui Yee a car each lately; You have asked me whether I wanted to pursue my masters at Australia, and you would reserve some money for me if I ever decide to do it.
That is why I will learn to love you more unconditionably.
Thanks for everything and Happy Father's Day, pa~
Dear Pa,
You have always given me an impression of a conservative, hot tempered and a very male chauvinist kind of father.
I have never been fond of you since young, I have even secretly thought of having other people's dad as my own dad, and not you.
I have always hated you for the fact that you never admit your mistakes, and you thought that you will always make the right decision, speak the right language and do the right things- thanks for being such a 'male chauvinist'; that's why I'm amazed that how ma can never erupt.
I hated you for beating me up till this day, my latest scar would be an indistinct scratch mark on my left arm, that was during the third day of CNY early this year. Yes, during CNY.
When we are in a fight, you never failed to bring up ancient stories of how bad I am academically, no matter how far away that topic is from whatever we are fighting for.
No matter how healthy my hobby was, you will never allow me to participate in any form of Saturday school curricular, like the school band(too much time will be wasted on music for nothing), the chinese orchestra (you will not be able to manage any chinese instruments)or tae-kwon-do (girls shouldn't participate in these kinds of cho-loh (in hokkien) sports).
We have shared the same nose, same lips and same temper- sizzling HOT. On a bad hair day, you will always scream and scream and scream and scream at me. We were notoriously famous for screaming and arguing at each other in our quiet neighbourhood, at least trice a week.
That's why I have always hated you.
Maybe I have been in Melacca for a tad too long, or maybe there's really been changes in you that I hadn't been able to notice untill...recently.
There's been much less screaming and fighting now, which we always do during dinner.
I have noticed a much more patient you lately, where you seemed to talk at a slower pace and shared a piece of your mind with me and Pui Yee, which you never do.
During the final two months in Melacca, I'm surprised that you started calling me daily to make sure that I'm eating healthily, which is normally what ma will only do.
There was one Sunday afternoon, we were at the living room reading newspapers, minding our own businesses. Out of the blue, I just looked up from my papers and gazed at you for a few seconds...pa, your hair's been so much more silvery now, and you have been exposed under the sun for too long,that you looked so unhealthily tanned and wrinkled. I never knew, till that moment, that you are actually...getting older.
Three nights ago, when I received my final exam results, I happily went downstairs to tell you and ma about the good news. Ma continued watching the tv program and didn't respond, but you congratulated me. I have extended my Degree for a year and I knew that you and ma felt embarrassed when relatives started asking you whether have I graduated from Uni or not. I'm so glad this has finally ended. Suddenly, there was a new tv commercial showing a scene where a daughter has finally graduated and said to her aged dad,' pa, I've graduated!', in her graduation robe. I couldn't take it any longer... my nose turned sour and I ran back upstairs and cried on my bed and to Pui Yee.
Though you have given me some bitter childhood memories, nevertheless, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm grateful for what you have been trying to do lately, like sitting down and talking to me about my health, my education and my future. You have brought me and Pui Yee a car each lately; You have asked me whether I wanted to pursue my masters at Australia, and you would reserve some money for me if I ever decide to do it.
That is why I will learn to love you more unconditionably.
Thanks for everything and Happy Father's Day, pa~
Saturday, June 09, 2007
A puzzling surprise
Music: Chick Corea-Fly me to the moon Mood: heaty
I'm never lucky at lucky draws, sms contests, caption contests or radio call-ins. As far as I can remember, I've only won a lousy thin paperback story book through 3M magazine (it's a mag for kids fyi, for those who understand chinese, it's called 3M画报) when I was eight and a homerun party invitation at JB through Hitz.Fm's Prado Cruises games near MMU. That's ALL.
Aaaanyway, I'm quite surprised to receive a package addressing to me today. In the midst of wondering who could've send something to me, I've noticed there was several logos indicating the package was from Gempak/ Comic King. Then, I suddenly recalled that I've sent several smses to their 'CNY giveaway sms competition' during Feb. Sure enough, it was a really pleasant surprise after I tore open the package.
A full-coloured 125-page character guide book from my favourite Comic King cartoonist!
Thank you thank you thank you thank you~~ that makes meself 3 times luckier ^^
I'm never lucky at lucky draws, sms contests, caption contests or radio call-ins. As far as I can remember, I've only won a lousy thin paperback story book through 3M magazine (it's a mag for kids fyi, for those who understand chinese, it's called 3M画报) when I was eight and a homerun party invitation at JB through Hitz.Fm's Prado Cruises games near MMU. That's ALL.
Aaaanyway, I'm quite surprised to receive a package addressing to me today. In the midst of wondering who could've send something to me, I've noticed there was several logos indicating the package was from Gempak/ Comic King. Then, I suddenly recalled that I've sent several smses to their 'CNY giveaway sms competition' during Feb. Sure enough, it was a really pleasant surprise after I tore open the package.
A full-coloured 125-page character guide book from my favourite Comic King cartoonist!
Thank you thank you thank you thank you~~ that makes meself 3 times luckier ^^
Friday, June 08, 2007
Paris released from jail! WTF???
I'm so dumb to actually believed that she will serve her sentence for 20 days, it's not even 5 days for crying out loud!!! Apparently, she's released for psychological problem. Right... then send her to Tanjung Rambutan la!!
More about the release-->
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_released_from_jai.php
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_released_for_psyc.php
More about the release-->
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_released_from_jai.php
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_released_for_psyc.php
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Who will be the next American Idol Judge??
Music: Amy Winehouse- Back to Black Mood: I-need-to-get-back-to-my -resume-mood
Since the ratings of American Idol is heading South, American Idol has plans to axe someone and somebody new would be joining. Let's check out who's gonna stay on:-
Eating like nobody's business
Then she started to ki siao:
there's even a doll version of her..
She Ki Siao even more by hitting the paparazzi's car with an umbrella
Later on, she had a raunchy 14-min performance at San Diego, lip-synched on five of her old tracks, repeating the same moves as ever and who, to top it all, was dressed like a slut.
Now, Britney can be spotted and photographed everyday, everywhere sporting different wigs and head gears:
Since the ratings of American Idol is heading South, American Idol has plans to axe someone and somebody new would be joining. Let's check out who's gonna stay on:-
The Cow is definitely staying...
The Slurring Coke-addict definitely leaves!
Too bad The Dawg is being considered as well.
Rumours has it that the new permanent Idol judge might be....I present you...
Tada~! Can't recognise her? here's a nicer and younger version of her:
Britney Spears!!
It's no surprise that the Network is considering her since she is the most overexposed celebrity around now.
Britney Timeline
A younger Britney:
Britney during her heydays:
The marriage that wrecked her life:
After the divorce in November 2006, another skank joined in to add poison to her meltdown:
Paris teaching her how to pose for upskirt photos*__*
Wild partying habits:
After realising she does not have enough cash or credit card to stay in the hotel, she approached 2 strangers who loaned her this bikini.How sad can that be?
Eating like nobody's business
Then she started to ki siao:
there's even a doll version of her..
She Ki Siao even more by hitting the paparazzi's car with an umbrella
Later on, she had a raunchy 14-min performance at San Diego, lip-synched on five of her old tracks, repeating the same moves as ever and who, to top it all, was dressed like a slut.
Now, Britney can be spotted and photographed everyday, everywhere sporting different wigs and head gears:
So...do you look forward to American Idol 7??
More news about the axing of the 2 judges here--> http://www.celebitchy.com/4076/american_idol_plans_to_axe_randy_and_paula_hire_britney_spears_next_season/
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Paris in jail finally
Aiyoyo... mugshots can be liddat wan ar? Is she happy being crowned with the title 'the most beautiful inmate'? I vomit..blerrrghhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~
Check out more of the report-->http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-is-in-jail.html
The End of Something
Finally i'm done with exams!Done with Uni life!Done with Melaka! and i'm officially--jobless-__-
Final haircut at Meglio
Final MCD at MP
Final meal at our favourite Jonker Street shop
An unexpected meeting with an all time favourite assignment-mate,still twice/trice my size ^^
...and took a photo with 胡健彪^^
Final dinner at 绿源
Final Dim Sum at 老地方
Bidding a farewell to the idiot monkeys (actually there's a spectacular 5 of them running around, digging up my rubbish, enjoying my expired biscuits and Maggie Mee frm some other neighbours' trash can.)
On my way home..dad's Pajero was so full that I needed to sit crossed leg for 1.5 hours, all the way back to KL!!
Too bad I didn't managed to take photos of the campus before heading back. Well actually I DID requested my parents to let me roam around the campus for some final shots, what I got frm them was," U Siao ar?? Stay in MMU for 5 years still not enough izzit?? U better go back home right this instance to finish up your resume aitellu!!"
OK lor.......
Final haircut at Meglio
Final MCD at MP
Final meal at our favourite Jonker Street shop
An unexpected meeting with an all time favourite assignment-mate,still twice/trice my size ^^
...and took a photo with 胡健彪^^
Final dinner at 绿源
Final Dim Sum at 老地方
Bidding a farewell to the idiot monkeys (actually there's a spectacular 5 of them running around, digging up my rubbish, enjoying my expired biscuits and Maggie Mee frm some other neighbours' trash can.)
On my way home..dad's Pajero was so full that I needed to sit crossed leg for 1.5 hours, all the way back to KL!!
Too bad I didn't managed to take photos of the campus before heading back. Well actually I DID requested my parents to let me roam around the campus for some final shots, what I got frm them was," U Siao ar?? Stay in MMU for 5 years still not enough izzit?? U better go back home right this instance to finish up your resume aitellu!!"
OK lor.......
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